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Hilarious Made-Up Slogans We Wish Were on Tees (By Teevolution!)

Alright, you magnificent bunch of humans! Welcome to the Teevolution blog, where we're serving up a hearty helping of humour alongside our eco-friendly threads. Here at Teevolution, we believe a slogan t-shirt isn't just a piece of clothing, it's a conversation starter, a statement, a wearable punchline! And let’s be honest, the world could use a little more laughter, right?

So, grab a brew (or a pint, we're not judging!), settle in, and prepare for a giggle-fest as we dive headfirst into the wonderful world of slogans. We’re talking about those brilliant, witty, and downright silly slogans that should be on slogan tshirts for men and slogan t shirts for women but, sadly, don't exist… yet.

Why? Because we dreamt them up, that's why!

We've scoured the depths of our collective minds (fuelled by copious amounts of tea and biscuits, naturally), and we’ve unearthed a treasure trove of slogan tee ideas that are just begging to be printed on our super-soft, organic cotton slogan tshirt, and shipped in our glorious plastic-free packaging. Think of us as your slogan-generating superheroes, swooping in to save the day with witty wisdom and side-splitting sayings!

Why Slogans? Because Teevolution Thinks They're Ace!

Before we unleash the beast (the beast being a collection of ridiculously funny slogans, of course), let’s talk about why we're so passionate about the power of a good slogan.

• They're Icebreakers: Walking into a room wearing a ladies slogan tee that says "I Annoy Stupid People" is guaranteed to spark a conversation (and probably a few knowing nods).
• They Show Your Personality: A mens slogan tee that reads "I'm Allergic to Mornings" instantly tells the world you're not a morning person (duh!). Slogans are a fantastic way to express your individual style and sense of humour.
• They Can Make a Difference: A slogan t shirt proclaiming "Save the Bees, Please!" can raise awareness and encourage action, all while looking stylish. We love a tee that does good for the planet!
• They're Just Plain Fun! Let’s face it, a well-placed slogan tee ladies is a guaranteed mood booster. Wear a tee that makes you smile, and you’ll spread the joy around.

Our Manifesto: Eco-Friendly Humour

And before we dive in to our creative creations, a quick reminder about what makes Teevolution, well, Teevolution! We’re not just about churning out hilarious slogans. We're about doing it responsibly.

• Sustainable Style: All our ladies t shirts with slogans and mens tshirts with slogans are made from organic cotton, meaning they’re kind to your skin and kind to the planet.
• Plastic-Free Packaging: We're committed to ditching the plastic and keeping our oceans clean. Your tee will arrive in beautifully designed, eco-friendly packaging.
• Carbon-Neutral Tees: We’re minimizing our carbon footprint every step of the way, from design to delivery.
• Circular Economy: When your slogan t shirts ladies has seen better days, send it back to us! We'll recycle it and turn it into something new, closing the loop and reducing waste.

So, without further ado, prepare yourselves for a barrage of brilliance (or at least, a whole lot of silliness)! Here are some slogans that should exist but don’t (yet), brought to you by the Teevolution think tank:

The "Ironic Irony" Collection:

• "I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right." (Classic, right? Perfect for those who are… confident.)
• "I'm on a Seafood Diet. I See Food, I Eat It." (For the unapologetic foodies out there!)
• "Chaos Coordinator." (For all the parents/teachers/project managers who are secretly superheroes.)
• "I'm Outdoorsy. I Like Drinking on Patios." (Honesty is the best policy, even on a t-shirt!)
• "I'm Not Lazy, I'm on Energy Saving Mode." (Essential for those duvet days.)

The "Existential Angst" Collection (with a Twist):

• "I'm Not Sure What's Tighter, My Jeans or My Anxiety." (Relatable, no?)
• "Is It Friday Yet? Existential Dread Setting In." (We've all been there.)
• "Running on Caffeine and Existential Dread." (The anthem of the modern age!)
• "My Spirit Animal is a Sarcastic Unicorn." (Because why not?)
• "I'm silently questioning everything you say." (For those who prefer to observe.)

The "Animal Antics" Collection:

• "I Work Hard So My Cat Can Have a Better Life." (Any cat owner will understand this one.)
• "Dog Hair is My Glitter." (For the proud dog parents.)
• "Powered by Coffee and Cute Puppies." (A winning combination.)
• "I'm Kind of a Big Deal. My Dog Thinks So." (All that matters, really.)
• "Warning: May Spontaneously Talk About My Pet." (Consider yourselves warned.)

The "Tech Trouble" Collection:

• "CTRL + ALT + DELETE Your Problems." (If only it were that easy.)
• "I'm Not Ignoring You, I'm Just Charging." (Modern communication, am I right?)
• "Powered by Caffeine and Wi-Fi." (The essentials for survival.)
• "Dear Internet, Thank You For Everything. (Except the Ads.)" (A love-hate relationship.)
• "I'm Fluent in Emoji." (The language of the future.)

The "Manchester Pride" Collection (Because We're Mancunian!):

• "Powered by Gravy and Oasis." (A true Mancunian breakfast, lunch and dinner.)
• "Keep Calm and Love the Stone Roses." (Mad Fer It!)
• "Born and Bred in Rainy Manchester." (We've got the memes)
• "I'm not from London, I'm special!" (Because we all know that Manchester is better!)
• "I'm not saying I'm Northern, but I know what barm is!" (Because it's not a bap or a roll!)

Mens v Ladies Slogan Tshirts

While these collections are great either way, here are some that we think work best for either mens slogan tee or ladies slogan tee

• Mens Slogan Tee : "Warning: May Spontaneously Talk About My Pet.", slogan tshirts for men "Chaos Coordinator."
• **Ladies Slogan Tee: **"I'm Not Sure What's Tighter, My Jeans or My Anxiety.", slogan t shirts for women "I Work Hard So My Cat Can Have a Better Life."

But Wait, There's More!

We're not stopping there! We're constantly brainstorming new and hilarious slogans to adorn our tees. We’re talking about tees that are perfect as gifts, tees that will get you compliments, and tees that do good for the planet.

How You Can Get Involved!

We want to hear from you! What slogans do you think should exist? Share your witty words of wisdom in the comments below! We might even feature your slogan on a future Teevolution slogan tshirt ladies or slogan t shirts womens.

The Teevolution Promise

At Teevolution, we're more than just a slogan t-shirt store. We're a community of like-minded individuals who appreciate a good laugh, value sustainability, and believe in making a difference.

So, join the Teevolution today! Browse our collection of slogan t shirts womens and slogan t shirts ladies, find your perfect fit, and let your tee do the talking. We promise you’ll love our mens tshirts with slogans and their equally witty lady counterparts.

And remember, when you choose Teevolution, you’re choosing:

• Sustainable Style: Organic cotton, ethically sourced materials.
• Planet-Friendly Practices: Plastic-free packaging, carbon-neutral tees.
• A Circular Economy: Send back your old tees, and we'll make something new!
• A Whole Lot of Fun: Hilarious slogans that will make you and everyone else smile.

So, what are you waiting for? Let's start a Teevolution, one witty slogan tshirt at a time!

(P.S. Don't forget to check back regularly for new slogans and exciting updates. And be sure to follow us on social media for even more laughs and behind-the-scenes glimpses of Teevolution HQ!)

(P.P.S. If you see us rocking any of these slogans around Manchester, be sure to say hello! We'll probably be at a pub somewhere, enjoying a pint and cracking jokes.)

(P.P.P.S. We're not responsible for any spontaneous bursts of laughter that may occur while wearing our tees. Wear at your own risk!)